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Suggestion

If you want to go see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and you want it to be good by comparison, may I suggest the Indiana Jones Omnibus Vol 1? Anything would seem like the pinnacle of awesomeness by comparison. I could only get through the first story, and it took me about three days to slog through it. Lousy doesn’t begin to describe it. After trying to reads this I picked up a box of Chex and read the back. As a result I came to believe for three days that the back of the Chex box was the greatest literary orgasm that had ever existed.

I still don’t know how bad Crystal Skull is, but it would likely feel like bukkake from the gods by comparison to how bad this book is.

May 29, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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