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Open Letter

To: Douglas Fairbanks & Errol Flynn
From: Me
Re: Return

Gentlemen,

It cannot have escaped your attention (Unless of course the Atheists are right and there really is nothing after this world) that the state of movies is in a sorry state. To be perfectly frank, adventure movies are a dead art. I won’t bore you with examples, because this isn’t about complaining about the problem, this is about a solution. Gentlemen, the world needs you. Come back from the dead and show these sorry bastards how it’s done. Now I know what you’re going to say, one of you has been dead for almost 50 years and the other is working on 70, but I’ve got an idea for your come backs.

Follow me on this… Zombie Swashbuckling! It would get you an instant in with the young crowd, and it would actually be almost original!

June 4, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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