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Photoshop (a Poem)

When I look at a Movie Poster
Or I buy a DVD
That’s when I hate photoshop the most
When I see a gun sort of floating
Near the hand of Paul Giamatti
That’s when I hate Photoshop the most
Everytime I buy a new video for my DVD player which is new and fangeled
And poor Johnny Depp’s arms are twisted into unnatural angles.
That’s when I hate Phototshop the most
I weep for the elongated limbs
I cry for heads placed on other people’s bodies
That’s when I hate photoshop the most

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June 15, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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