I'll come up with something in a minute.

It’s enough to make you want to sacrafice a chicken

You know, I spend a lot of my personal time (about 87%) believing that the gods just do not exist. On the company time, I believe in all the gods because it’s my job. Five o’clock comes, this cassock comes off, my time is a my own and I speak as I find. Most my personal time is spent thinking that the gods are an out moded myth and not worth thinking about.

And then Aeolus gets together with Tlaloc and they decide to pull a funny.

You remember the guy who wanted you to pray for rain, to ruin the Democrats fun?

Remember how the Fox News booth got flooded?

Now! It seems that because of Gustav, Bush might not be going to the GOP convention. In fact, they may have to Delay the convention all together.

All I can think is that Loki was sitting there going “Okay, you want rain? I’ll give you rain… BUT YOU WON’T LIKE IT! You want a flood? Okay, you’ll get a flood… BUT YOU WON’T LIKE IT!”

Ah those ancient pagan motherfuckers, such cards!

Good thing I decided to keep making burnt offerings into next week so I could switch over to atheism on the first of the month, huh?

EDIT: I will admit that it occurs to me that this is the God of Abraham bringing home the pain. I mean he’s just as likely to hear people praying in a very small and petty way for rain and looked down saying “You what? Oh no you DININT!!! Aw Shit! I think some bitches need a hurricane right up their fucking rooter!”
Because that’s how I think that God actually talks.

Yeah, theological talks around me are very rarely dull.

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August 29, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | 1 Comment