I'll come up with something in a minute.

another old post

I got an Archie McPhee Surprise Bag today.

Flavorless, colourless, nihilist gum.
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Maybe this out of focus shot is more apprporiate.
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Ninja Stickers! (two copies of this)
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What was in the full bag then?

A shower cap from a Ramada?
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Well, it is a surprise.

Green an Orange devil duckies, these are totally going in my tub!
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Devil Duckie Bar towel
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Continueing with the Devil Duckie Theme… ERASERS!
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A little reaper man? Okay.
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That’s what I need, peasents.
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You can only put her on this edge, because otherwise she falls over.
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Tin card! It even comes with an envelope and a little thing to hang this on the wall.
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Ninja Bouncy balls
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Bloody fingers, these are almost a requirement!
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Parasite Pals Valentines, only two weeks late
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Halloween Cards
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Parasite Pals Bento Box
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Parasite Pals little secretary set
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Parasite Pals erasers
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Address and Memo book
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Tapeworm tape dispenser
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And a wallet
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TIKI TAPE
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Now you too can smell like a Bowling Alley
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Black Cat Swizzle Sticks
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Monkey Cocktail Napkins! Now I just need to start making cocktails and call everything a martini if it comes in that glass like the waste of space hipster assholes that I want to set on fire.
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Because who doesn’t want dog themed gift wrap
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Lucky Tiki God
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Sushi coasters
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More peasants
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One of those spining things that you spin one way and it starts to spin the other way
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Pogs! I have never owned pogs in my life. I am so ready to mail these to someone. Preferably someone older than me so they won’t know what the hell these things are either.
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7 Deadly Sins wristbads
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Aloha Stickers
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Tater Tots Pencils Tops
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Halloween Hep Cats
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Giot two of these tile sticker things
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More tiki stuff!
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Another bloody finger
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Hula Playing Cards
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With a tiki necklace
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A platic cup with flames is always the right answer
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Unless the question is “Would you rather have a blow job or a plastic cup with flames on it?”

And Fancy
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Gonna have to get the even bigger Jumbo Mystery Box next!

February 8, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | | Leave a comment