I'll come up with something in a minute.

All you’ve got left

One of the questions I get a lot is, “Don’t you ever sleep?”

The obvious answer is of course “No, evidently not.”

The less obvious answer is “Yes, but never at the same time two days in row. Keeps you guessing.”

The real answer is “Can’t sleep, clowns will eat me.”

When you get to that level though, all you can do is try to fake people out by talking about sodomy. Nothing throws people off a conversation about insomnia like buttsex. You throw corn holing into the mix and people have no idea what to do with you. Anal stimulation just sends people into a tizzy for some reason.

My point, and I’ll admit I’ve made a long and labored journey to get here, is that waffles are yummy and only Fancy and I really know about shwanekee.

February 11, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment