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A Reputation

Reputations are a problem. There is a thing I’ve always wanted to do, because I want to see if I’ll get the expected result, but I have such a reputation that if I asked a waiter at a restaurant for a lightly grilled baby most people wouldn’t even blink. They’d just tell me it wasn’t on the menu and I should pick another option.

The thing I’ve always wanted to do was to offer to hook up two gays. Like, I would go up to a gay man and say “Oh, you’re gay? I know someone who is gay, you want me to fix you up? Because I think you’d make such a cute couple, you’re gay, she’s gay, and you’d look adorable.” And then just wait until someone noticed what I’d actually just suggested. I think it would be wonderful, particularly with the right person standing next to them because I’ve never quite gotten the exact look of “Wha-huh?” that I think that statement would create.

The problem is that almost all the non-straight people I know are bi-sexual, or have some level of bi in their orientation so it wouldn’t work with them. I know a fair few actually solid real live not interested in what the other side is offering gays, but like 90% of the “not rigidly boring”* people I know are omnivores at the great sex cook out. Why is it that? Do I just know a shockingly large number of switch hitters, do I just know more than is healthy about everyone else’s sex lives, or are there a lot more people taking the Pepsi Challenge these days?

*Not that there’s anything actually wrong with being straight. My own grandmother was probably straight. I know many very nice people who are straight, it doesn’t mean you’ve failed at life. I’m straight, but I did mention the N word and of the many things I am, nice ain’t one of them. Also I’m not rigidly boring because poly is a non-stop thrill ride.

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Old Pics: Because if I don’t make the Baby Jesus cry, then who will?

This really is just picking up where the last set left off. I didn’t want to over load any one post so I broke them up.

This is part of a saw mill

Here you have the saw blade.

Another sawmill actually

Part of a wall


Looks like a painting, in the composition I mean. Sort of a 19th century realist sort of thing. If only there was a nude woman having a picnic in the fore ground… I wouldn’t have been wasting my time photographing that stupid farmhouse.

There was a building that was disused, I decided to see what was inside.

Side of that building

Inside the barn

Sort of Catherdral like isn’t it?

Rooster

DOORKNOB!

The paint is pealing off some of these buildings, they’re restoring a bunch of them

Ornate door hinges

The top of the hinges were shapped too I noticed.

ANOTHER DOOR KNOB!

AND ANOTHER!

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