I'll come up with something in a minute.

I’ve read the classics!

I’m pretty sure it was Polonius in the second act of Hamlet said, “Don’t start no shit, but if shit be on, then cut a bitch.”

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Not Code

Atomic powered rabbit traps can not be stone fired.

This is not a code.

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Big gulp

I want a giant glass of water. Huge, vast, massive glass of water. A glass of water so big, that you could fit the planet of Saturn in it.

The reason I want this glass of water, a Galactic sized cup with a minor Star Wars character on it please, is so I could see if they’re right when they claim that Saturn’s density is lower than water and thus it can float.

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