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You know who died?

I feel like I’m in a Bill Cosby comedy bit about him talking to his grandfather…

“You know who died?
“Who?”
“Everybody, everybody I’ve ever met has died.”

He claimed that it was always like this talking to his grandfather…
“You know who died? A lot of people.”

Only in this case it’s celebrities so they’re people I’ve actually heard of and would recognize in a line up. That’s more than I can say for dead relatives.

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July 17, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Seasons

Seasonal headaches are fun, aren’t they?

Hurts so bad that you get stressed out and the stress causes a secondary headache, and you end up with something that can only barely be touched by modern science. Even the wizardry of concentrated breathing and stress reduction techniques from the ancient mists of The Orient* can’t help. Best I can do is dull the edges and make a dull throb out of the sharp stabs.

Great fun, and let me tell you friends and neighbors it’s so entertaining during those long nights when you can’t sleep. Makes it worth the insomnia they induce to stay up and enjoy every moment.

*(or do all those things come from the Aztecs now? I’m sort of out of touch)

July 17, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment