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How old do you have to be to get the joke?

Ah, ordering things through the internet is a lark, isn’t it? Frankly, I only get the internet for the articles anyway.

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August 11, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Pro Tip

Guys, just a Greyweirdo pro tip you.

If you’re trying to entice a young lady, and she rebuffs you, calling her a fat cow will not win you any points later. Not only that, but if she talks to her friends, you may have scuttled your chances with an entire clique.

Just say “well, okay” smile and either try to be friends or move on.

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Kittens in the mist

The button on the left there is on the oven. I’ve lived here a year and never had to nerve to press it and see what it does.
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What if I can’t get time to start again?

Sun catcher, if you look carefully on the right you can see the etching on the glass.
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There is a kitten in this picture.
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The window is all fogged up
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Artsy picture of a kitty.
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Very misty day. The humidity came all at once and started fog at 7 pm
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Here is Vienna, looking into your soul.
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Typical picture of Vienna
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It’s coming! (Birthday, birthday, birthday!!!!!)

You know what I like about my birthday week? Giving people hourly reminders as if that’s going to help anything at this point. Whatever the girls were going to, they did it by now. Still, it’s fun to walk around the house and tell people “My birthday is Saturday you know.” and then walk off, sure in the knowledge that I have informed them that Saturday is indeed my birthday.

It’s childish and stupid, but I enjoy it none the less.

The internet makes it even better, because I can remind all of you fine people as well.

The Feast of the Assumption is pretty much the only thing I get excited over anymore. I’m still on the fence as to whether or not I should provide hyperlinks. On the one hand I want to say “NO! Screw you if you don’t know what this is. Screw you and you’re total lack of education! You’ve got Google, use the motherfucker!” and on the other hand, I want you to be educated and the only way to do that is to present you with a link that maybe one of you will click and none of you will read. So does it matter? I don’t know.

And I don’t care because my birthday is saturday and I’ll have some sort of dinner, possibly with friends if they come over. I have no idea if I want to go out or cook myself something special. That’s going to depend greatly on how I feel come the day.

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