I'll come up with something in a minute.

Request

Can people stop dying for the next 45 days or so?
No more deaths.
No more hospitalization either please.
Nothing more serious than a sniffle.
No more anniversaries either
Or weddings
Births
Emotional breakdowns
Physical or emotional trauma of any kind are right out.
No more holidays either.

Also, if the computers in my house could avoid breaking?
Cars could stop needing expensive replacements,
House floodings,
Computer breakages (It happens enough to warrant a second mention)
Plumbing problems
Appliance failures
If we could just give equipment difficulty a miss for the next 6 weeks.

If things could just STOP GOING WRONG for a measly 64,800 minutes, I would greatly appreciate it. If that seems like a lot, just think of it as 1080 hours. Not that much really.

Because otherwise, I’m going to get permission from Fancy to push that big red button that she keeps telling me I really shouldn’t press. I don’t know exactly what it does, but she always says something about destroying the universe and everyone being really mad if I did press it.

I’m not asking for much, just a few days off from the constant stream. Thank you in advance ad I hope I don’t have to cause the opening of a gateway and let the Old Ones in which would pretty much be the end of the fourth dimension as we know it.

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September 3, 2009 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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