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Not enough Raptors

The problem with my life is that there just aren’t enough velociraptors to go around these days. If I had a small army of dromaeosaurs then I could work out so many of life’s little problems. Frankly, an army made up of any carnivorous theropods would do. Or some of each, for different plans. A dozen T-Rexs for big jobs, Compsognathus for more intimate hits. Deinonychus for the everyday stuff though. They’re good all around problem solvers. And of course the utahraptor for when you’ve had enough and just decide to wipe out everybody.

Sadly though, there just aren’t enough of them for me to put together the dino-death squad I want.

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February 27, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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