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The things I want to spend my allowance on.

If I had 50 million Dollars, I would want to commission something like the Georgia Guidestones. Not because of the message, but for the story. Some guy just showed up one day, gave a contractor some money and instructions and had this thing built. No one knows who he is, where he came from, or what he was smoking.

I’d like to have that. A monument to my quirky weirdness that can’t be traced back to me.

The problem is my message would be “The Pillar of Cheese in the Shape of Jane Austen is out there. You must be vigilant against it and the Space Nazis. Only Fancy can save you.” A quick Google search would unmask me.

May 20, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment