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I always know I’m in trouble when I wake up in a hospital bed with police officers from four jurisdictions, three military officers, a guy in a black suit and sunglasses, and a small blue furry thing (possibly from Alpha Centauri) and six doctors are standing around me.

It gets even worse when the first thing they ask is “How much can you remember?”

That’s bad because they’re never prompting you for a time or any sort of situation. Never “How much do you remember about last week?” or “What do you remember about the invasion?” No, it’s just “How much do you remember?” which means their going to blame it all on me. Now, granted, it is usually my fault, but I like to be given the benefit of some kind of doubt.

October 31, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment