I'll come up with something in a minute.

There is nothing to worry about

Just to make things clear. Grey Weirdo was not kidnapped by the Singh Brotherhood. He has not been taken to a remote location. He’s not being tortured until he breaks. There is no reason to worry, Grey Weirdo is fine and sitting in front of Big Orange eating cupcakes or whatever.

Look, here’s a picture of one of the cats, just to prove everything is fine.

Also, we are not ninjas, this is Grey Weirdo talking about himself in third person for some unaccountable reason.

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November 24, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Turkeys are Pointless

This post is written by Fancy, the Ruler of the Universe.

Why do people get so wound up about the turkey being killed for us to eat it? You never hear anyone go on about the cow that was last night’s steak or the chicken in tomorrow’s soup, but good lord ‘n butter(!) they are so sad that a turkey died. This, despite the fact that a turkey is, without a doubt, the stupidest and most pointless bird I have ever had to deal with. These are not smart, nor noble, or particularly handsome creatures.

The turkeys you eat can’t even mate on their own, they need help for that. The breast is so large on a modern turkey, that the male literally can’t mount the female. So because you like white meat, we have to train people to jerk off a turkey and stick a… well, a turkey baster up another turkey, just to get more turkeys. Does that sound like an animal that could survive on its own, or does it sound like something that needs killin’?

Also, different subject, where the hell is the boy? He’s been gone for hours and these dead ninjas are starting to smell.

November 24, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

There is no need to panic. I am fine. Everything is normal.

Hello everyone, everything is fine and normal! I am Grey Weirdo! Of course I am! Look, I will say some wacky non-sequitur now.

BAKED GOODS!

That’s the sort of wacky thing I say, right? Of course it is, so you can stop worrying now.

As further proof, here is a video about movies. I talk about movies all the time.

November 24, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Fancy is posting in the blogs now

This post is written by Fancy, the Ruler of the Universe

What the hell?

Okay, where is the boy? He’s supposed to be brushing me for the next seven hours whether he wants to or not.

And what are all these dead ninja doing here? And while I’m asking questions, why the hell is this song playing? Why does he even have Ninja Rap?

November 24, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment