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Girls and zombies should be awesome.

It’s a shame that neither Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad or the movie based on it are (reportedly) very good.

Because they should be, you know? Girls in bikini’s, righting zombies, what could go wrong? As it turns out, the game is lousy and the movie is fairly bad too.

Yogi Bear movie ending

December 13, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

I hate the Cratchits

You ever notice that the two young Cratchits have no names? They’re just “The two Young Cratchits”: without sex or names. Not even Merry & Pippin or Rosencrantz & Guildensternesque designation.
The Cratchits are just sooo fucking worthy and grateful for everything.
If only someone would nail Tiny Tim to a cross, his transformation could be complete.

I mean REALLY! C’mon! He’s glad he’s a cripple and that people see him on Christmas to remind them about Jesus? Really? And what did he die of in the future shadows? Being lame in one leg? You can die from that?

Tiny Tim died for your sins Scrooge!

December 13, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment