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Let’s talk about sexy music.

Cast a Spell by The Rippingtons is an unrelentingly sexy song. I know because Jim Fucking Morrison told me.

You should buy Let It Ripp!, but don’t buy their greatest hits album, which is for housewives and little girls. Listen to it everyday for a month. Then you should steal a car, get in it, listen to this album at full blast. When the CD ends, grab the first sexy person you see and have sex with them. After that… you’re gonna be a Doors fan… strangely. Not sure why you won’t be a Rippingtons fan, but Jim was never really all that clear on details whenever I’ve talked to him.

June 14, 2011 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment