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The Tutu Challenge

So… I took this photo of me in a tiara last week. It got a few different responses. There were six “OMG! SO CUTE!” of various kinds, three “You’ve got the prettiest eyes” and one “Wow, you really do just wear that tiara sometimes. Huh.”

And then, there was one comment, and that’s why we’re here today. “The tiara is cute. Do you also have a tutu?”

And no, of course I don’t. I didn’t have the tiara until a Secret Internet Girlfriend bought it for me. I don’t get a lot of things until SIG’s get them for me. I only get as much gay porn as I do because of a nice girl in England who bafflingly sends me erotic novels that fail to include dinosaurs humping. Lots of girls send me things, and I tend to photograph most of them.

I don’t have a tutu, so I can’t be photographed wearing a tutu…

You see where this is going, don’t you? IF you want to see me in a tutu, you’ll have to buy one and flutter your pretty little eyes. I’ve got one picked out on my Amazon wishlist, so you don’t even have to bother stalking me and looking up my address. On the other hand, you could just send me a movie.

I’ll take a photo of whatever shows up first.

April 6, 2012 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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