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Chivalry (a poem)

I hope you don’t mind
If I don’t open doors
Or put you on a pedestal
Or sing songs to you
About how I’d die for you
Or demand that you be pliant
Or agreeing
Or silent
Or otherwise ornamental
That is not my brand of chivalry.

If you are caught in a tower
Or taken by a dragon
Or otherwise need rescuing
Either from perceived bandits
Or possibly from yourself
I’m afraid you’ll find me somewhat wanting
That’s not so much my chivalric bag either.

If you need a horse ridden though… I’m allergic

Tell ya what sugar-tits!
Here’s a sword, here’s a shield
I’ll go up into the tower and put on a dress
This time, you can save me.

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