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A Series of Statements.

Who the fuck is Peter Jackson and why is he allowed to direct Lord of the Rings? The Internet – Circa 2000

Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man? Are you shitting me? The Internet – Circa 2001

Christian Bale as Batman? BULLSHIT! The Internet – Circa 2004

Robert Downey Jr. can’t be Iron Man, you have to be a good actor to play Iron Man! The Internet – Circa 2006

If fucking Heath Ledger plays the fucking Joker, then I for one WILL NOT see The Dark Knight! The Internet – Circa 2007

If Edward Norton isn’t in The Avengers, then The Avengers is gonna suck! The Internet – Circa 2011

Ben Affleck? As Batman? Are you kidding me? The Internet – Circa today

Dear Internet, you have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about. Sorry, but it’s true.

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August 23, 2013 - Posted by | Uncategorized

1 Comment »

  1. they get it right occasionally

    Comment by araneus1 | August 30, 2013 | Reply


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