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Storm?

I have the Accuweather app, which buzzes my phone and tells me when there is sever weather. It buzzed earlier today to tell me that “there’s a storm a’brewing on der horizon!” I looked outside and… sun, clear skies, a half naked girl handing out grapes and sexual favors and I think I heard the opening of Beethoven’s Pastoral.

I kept wanting to say “So where’s this big damn storm?” but I didn’t, because I KNOW what happens when you say that… and as I type, the first few drops are hitting my windows.

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September 11, 2013 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment