I'll come up with something in a minute.

The problem with you young people today…

It’s hard to explain ZZ Top to someone born after 1989. It sounds like a fairy tale.

“See kids, once upon a time there were these… wizards. No, not like Gandalf, more like Wizards of Rock. These mystics could summon a customized red ’33 Ford filled with hot women. The women would then solve all your problems and make everything awesome. Then the men with the beards and guitars would hand over the magic talisman, a double Z key chain that would allow you to control the fiery chariot. All the wizards asked, is that in return you never let rock die.”


September 16, 2014 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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